1
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[rattling]

2
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- [clanks]
- Now I think we've got it.

3
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- [whirring]
- [gurgling]

4
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Is it fixed?

5
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Afraid not.

6
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The brown gunk's supposed
to go down instead of up.

7
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That's the way it looked
when Dad used to fix it.

8
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I'm aware of that.

9
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What a shame we don't have a man
around the house to fix these things.

10
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Huh?

11
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We don't need a man.
I've got everything under control.

12
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Jake, hand me that metal doohickey
with the screwy thing on the--

13
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Yeah, that's it. Thanks.

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- Hey.
- Oh, hey!

15
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- You want something to eat?
- No.

16
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I've gained four pounds.

17
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That's good. That's the baby growing.

18
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The mini-me.

19
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Hey, he's a mini-Van!

20
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Mini-Van. That is so cute.

21
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All right, Jake. Bet you 50 cents
it's gonna work this time.

22
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- [clicks]
- [gurgles]

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Pay up.

24
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Put it on my bill. I'll be right back.

25
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After the game, a couple of us are going
to Randy's to hang out.

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You wanna come?

27
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No, I don't think so.
Lara invited me to go get pizza,

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but you know how food makes me sick.

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You should go, Cheyenne.
Get out of the house.

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No point just sitting here
watching yourself get fat.

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- Van!
- You know what I mean.

32
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You out with your friends,
me out with mine.

33
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Then we hook up later.
It'll be just like junior year,

34
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except we're married, you're pregnant
and everything's different.

35
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Okay, Jake. Stand back.
This could get messy.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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The disposal's all jammed up. I'm doing
exactly what your father used to do,

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minus the cuss words.

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- Yeah, why don't you just call a plumber?
- Ha!

40
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I don't need a plumber.
I've got it all under control.

41
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[bubbling]

42
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Cool!

43
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Go get me the yellow pages.

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[theme song playing]

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

46
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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

47
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{\an8}<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

48
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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

49
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{\an8}<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

50
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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

52
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Okay, give me the bad news. I can take it.

53
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You have very sick plumbing.

54
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How bad are we talking?

55
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Your disposal might not make it
through the night.

56
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[laughs]

57
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{\an8}Oof!

58
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{\an8}I seen this a lot.

59
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{\an8}Your husband's
been playing plumber, hasn't he?

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{\an8}Among other things.

61
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{\an8}That's why we're gettin' a divorce.

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{\an8}I'm sorry to hear that.

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{\an8}- Well, it's good news for my sink.
- [laughs]

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{\an8}Okay, partner, I'll see you on Sunday.

65
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{\an8}- Bye, Dad!
- Bye.

66
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{\an8}- Hi, Mom!
- Hey, babe.

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{\an8}[plumber grunts]

68
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{\an8}Oh, Reba, you didn't.

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{\an8}- What?
- You hired a plumber?

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{\an8}There's nothing wrong with that sink.
I fixed it myself.

71
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{\an8}Yeah, right. [laughs]

72
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{\an8}Well, hi!

73
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{\an8}Mr. Hayden, this is my--

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{\an8}Brock.

75
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{\an8}And that's his--

76
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{\an8}B.J.

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{\an8}Pleased to meet you.

78
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Right back at ya.

79
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You want me to take a look under there?
I know everything about that sink.

80
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Maybe you can explain this.

81
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{\an8}Well, now you broke it.

82
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Where's the tennis ball?

83
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Oh, is that what that was?

84
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Yeah, well, make sure you use
a four-gauge PVC with nylon bushings.

85
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- Actually, Mr. Hart--
- Actually, it's Dr. Hart.

86
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Oh. Oh.

87
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Well, still, your bushings
have to be compatible with your threads.

88
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See, you got three-quarter male threads.

89
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You questioning the size of my threads?

90
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Oh, honey. All that man talk! [laughs]

91
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Oh, I just love it when he talks that way.

92
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You mean, like an idiot?

93
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[whistles]

94
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Since when do you hire a plumber?

95
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Since you're not around
to work your magic anymore.

96
00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:05,305
You may not appreciate the nuance
of my sink work, Reba, but it's very good.

97
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He's right. He just installed
a padded toilet seat,

98
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and you can't get me off that thing.

99
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Glad you could tear yourself away.

100
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I don't think this guy
knows what he's doing.

101
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Why isn't he wearing a jumpsuit?

102
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Excuse me. I fixed your disposal,

103
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but you might want to think about
changing that faucet real soon.

104
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I get a discount over at Premium Fixtures.

105
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- So let me know if you're interested.
- Thanks.

106
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Do you realize what just happened here?

107
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That guy's hitting on you!

108
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[sputtering]

109
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- [BJ laughing]
- That's funny.

110
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I know! [laughing]

111
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It's not that funny.

112
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Man, what nerve.
You're not even divorced yet.

113
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- He's already moving in on you.
- Oh, that is so wrong.

114
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He is not hitting on me, Brock.

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And even if he was,
it's got nothing to do with you.

116
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You don't live here anymore.

117
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Yeah, well, my kids do.

118
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And they shouldn't have to
be exposed to that sort of thing.

119
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Jake just spent the morning with you
and your pregnant mistress.

120
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I don't think new plumbing's
gonna push him over the edge.

121
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[all laughing]

122
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You guys, I've totally
missed hanging out with y'all!

123
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- We missed you too!
- We did! We missed you!

124
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Even though you're pregnant,
you're still totally fun.

125
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Thanks!

126
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- I can't believe we're really doing this.
- I am so nervous.

127
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Oh, my God! There's the bus!

128
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Oh, my God! I have goose bumps!

129
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Oh, my God! Me too!

130
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[all] Oh, my God!

131
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Okay, let's get into position.

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- Okay, y'all. Y'all ready?
- Mm-hmm.

133
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{\an8}- [all] Whoo! Go, Wildcats!
- [horn honking]

134
00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,049
{\an8}Whoa! They're moonin' us! [laughs]

135
00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,509
{\an8}No way! Buttage?

136
00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,470
Look, that one's got writing on it.
It says, "Go, Van."

137
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- What?
- Go, Van.

138
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- [chanting] Go, Van.
- Hey, stop it!

139
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Knock it off! That's my wife's butt.

140
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[chanting continues]

141
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Aah!

142
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Ooh!

143
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All right, sucker.

144
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I've tried to be nice,
but you're outta here!

145
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Is that plumber guy here?

146
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Take a look at this.

147
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"Three-quarter-inch threads." Ha!

148
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Why is your blouse all wet?

149
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I'm entering the wet blouse contest.
What do you think?

150
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It's that stupid thing. [sighs]

151
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Oh, Reba, this guy's got you
brainwashed into thinking

152
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,485
there's something wrong
with a perfectly good faucet.

153
00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,236
[scoffs]

154
00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,447
[yells]

155
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He's rigged it to do that.

156
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,120
- This guy is slick.
- Okay, I've had it.

157
00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,915
I'm gonna call Bill
and get him to replace that thing.

158
00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,834
"Bill"? You call him "Bill"?

159
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You're on a first-name basis
with your handyman?

160
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,424
Oh, call me a flirt.
The mailman's name is George,

161
00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,885
and the paperboy lets me call him Timmy.

162
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Hey, Bill? It's Reba Hart.

163
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Does your offer to help me pick out
a new faucet still stand?

164
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Good, 'cause I'm ready to shop.

165
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Yeah, great. Five o'clock is fine.

166
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Thanks.

167
00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,445
Reba, that's a date?

168
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,533
How could it be a date? He's a handyman.

169
00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,202
You are so naive.

170
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These guys make a living taking advantage
of lonely housewives.

171
00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,790
I just don't want you gettin' hurt.

172
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,876
Yes, you've proven that
time and time again.

173
00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,678
Where have you been?

174
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,973
Just out with the girls having fun.

175
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- Go, Van.
- Okay,

176
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,477
- I never wanna hear that again.
- Why?

177
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,354
You made it dirty.

178
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Oh, come on.

179
00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:29,193
It was a joke. You were the one who
said I should go out and have fun.

180
00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,780
Yeah, by fun I meant
eat pizza and cheer for me.

181
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- Go, Van.
- Okay, stop that!

182
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,369
So I mooned with some girlfriends.

183
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,496
It's not like you guys
have never mooned anyone.

184
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But we're guys.
We do it to gross people out.

185
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,420
When girls do it, it's... it's different.

186
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,880
Oh, please. That is so sexist.

187
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,883
I'm not being sexist.
All I'm saying is you're my wife now,

188
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,468
and your butt belongs to me.

189
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,513
Excuse me?

190
00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:01,267
Well, it's more mine
than anyone else's. Except yours.

191
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:05,896
Look, married or not married,
my butt is mine to do with as I please.

192
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,733
And I don't appreciate
your Neanderthal attitude.

193
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:12,403
And I don't appreciate you
using words I don't know.

194
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,116
Well, I had fun tonight.

195
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,870
I'm glad I mooned the bus! It was
very freeing. I might even do it again.

196
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,205
- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I might.

197
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,252
- Guess what I just saw on the Internet?
- What are you doing?

198
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,546
Check it out. There's a full moon tonight.

199
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,759
Oh, my God! It's my butt.

200
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:36,886
What?

201
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,221
One of your stupid friends had a camera?

202
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,475
Hey, look. You can vote on your favorite.

203
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,978
"Pick Your Butt, 2001"?

204
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,858
Kind of like the Miss America pageant
but cut to the chase.

205
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:54,737
Oh, my God. This is horrible.

206
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,907
Horrible? What happened to...
[high-pitched voice] "It was so fun!

207
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,910
It was so freeing!
I might even do it again!"

208
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,830
I do not sound like that.

209
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,207
Actually, you do.

210
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,877
Van, please, you have to help me.

211
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,004
"Van, please, you have to help me."

212
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,049
- Van, sleep on the couch.
-"Van, sleep on--"

213
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,261
[normal] Okay, I'll take care of it.

214
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,976
- [Kyra] Where are you going?
- The handyman's picking me up.

215
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,686
He's takin' me to get a new faucet.

216
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,941
He's picking you up?
You mean, like a date?

217
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,154
No, he's picking me up, like a handyman.

218
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,742
That didn't sound right.

219
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,079
Well, it sounds like a date.

220
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,831
It's not a date.

221
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,210
Don't you think if I was goin' out
on a date, I would talk to you kids first?

222
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,255
You'd better. I didn't have any input
on my future stepmom,

223
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,006
and now look what I'm stuck with.

224
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,093
[doorbell rings]

225
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,430
Why is everybody makin'
such a big deal about this?

226
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,224
He's just a nice guy
who offered to help me get a faucet.

227
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,601
Hey, Reba.

228
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:12,440
[chuckles] Hi... Bill.

229
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,694
Don't you look and--
[sniffs] and smell nice.

230
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,029
[laughs] Thank you.

231
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,197
I'll be right back.

232
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,161
That must be one fancy faucet shop.

233
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,633
Here's a nice one. Let's go.

234
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,303
Reba, we just got here.

235
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,722
I know, but I believe
in going with my gut.

236
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,223
But this is a bathroom faucet.

237
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,602
Oh. [chuckles nervously]

238
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,439
[chuckles] Is there... Is there
some reason you don't wanna do this?

239
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,816
[sighs] I guess I am a little nervous.

240
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,318
It's been a while since I...

241
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:58,903
picked out a faucet.

242
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,074
You should never be
intimidated by a faucet.

243
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,660
My bill may scare ya, but... [laughs]

244
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,620
[laughs nervously]

245
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,250
Come on, Reba. Come on.
Give it a chance. Look around.

246
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,630
Oh, you're right. What's wrong with me
just looking around?

247
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,423
[sighs]

248
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,094
Are you sure I can't use one of these?

249
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,851
This is a .44 jet sink sprayer.

250
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,521
The most powerful sprayer in the world.

251
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,357
So you gotta ask yourself a question,

252
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,692
"Do I feel lucky?"

253
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,362
<i>- Dirty Harry.</i>
- [laughs]

254
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,072
That was good.

255
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,699
Hey, guess who this is,
"Hi, I'm Ted Koppel."

256
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,494
- [laughing]
- You're a natural.

257
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,828
[both laughing]

258
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,831
- Oh, hey, Reba. Reba, look at this here.
- Oh!

259
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,794
- Here's something you don't see every day.
- I love claw-foot tubs.

260
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,171
My grandma had one of these.

261
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,007
Hop in. Take it for a spin.

262
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,178
Really? Isn't that kind of silly?

263
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,596
[snaps fingers] Go for it.

264
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,392
Ooh, that's hot.

265
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398
Hey, this is nice.

266
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,025
All I need is a couple candles
and a good book.

267
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,903
If you want, I can come back later.

268
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,447
Sure. And can you get these strangers
out of my bathroom?

269
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,367
Sorry.

270
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,250
Man, the voting on these butts is tight.

271
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,086
No way.

272
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,964
Patti's winning,
and Lara's a close second,

273
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,842
which leaves you a little behind. [laughs]

274
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,930
No, no, no. This is impossible.
Something must be wrong with the Internet.

275
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,473
Yeah, that's it.

276
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,936
This is insane. My butt is not a loser.

277
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,271
Hey, baby.

278
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,441
Van, I thought that you were gonna
take care of this.

279
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,609
I did.

280
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,778
Then why is "Go, Van" still
staring at me in the face?

281
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,281
See, you're losing.

282
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,242
I told everyone if they voted
for your butt, I'd kick theirs.

283
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,120
Why would you do that?

284
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,581
To vote for your butt,
they have to look at your butt.

285
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,336
Just because they didn't vote for my butt
does not mean they didn't look at it.

286
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,009
Well, you shouldn't have mooned me
in the first place.

287
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,012
Well, I was just trying to have some fun.

288
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,849
That might be my last chance to moon
until after I've had the baby.

289
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,560
My butt is not gonna look that great
for much longer.

290
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,063
By your fifth month, it won't even
fit on the computer.

291
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,316
Hey!

292
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,276
I'm getting fat.

293
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,280
You're havin' a baby.

294
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,783
Yeah, so are you,
but you're not getting fat.

295
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,287
It's not fair. Why do I
have to carry the mini-Van?

296
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,457
You're doing a great job.

297
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,836
Nobody voted for me.

298
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,546
I did.

299
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,257
Actually, you got two votes.

300
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,012
Well, of course, I voted for myself.

301
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,103
- [Reba laughing]
- [Bill] Yeah.

302
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,730
Honestly, that was the cleanest truck
I've ever seen.

303
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,274
Yeah, I know.
The other handymen make fun of me.

304
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,902
You didn't have to walk me to the door.

305
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:30,572
Oh, I was actually walking your faucet
to the door. It's a little heavy.

306
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908
Well, I had fun.

307
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,662
Who knew a faucet store
could be so much fun? [laughs]

308
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,169
- Uh...
- Well...

309
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,047
that didn't work out
all that well, now did it?

310
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:47,965
Oh, Bill--

311
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,217
- I was just, uh--
- No. Hey, listen, uh...

312
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,635
Well, don't worry about it.

313
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,054
[clears throat] I shouldn't have
done that. I just, uh--

314
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,473
- Can we sit down for a second?
- Sure.

315
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,686
[Bill sighs]

316
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,523
I think I might have misled you.

317
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,984
I might have misled myself.

318
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,901
Yeah?

319
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,114
I didn't think this was gonna be a date,
but it kinda was, wasn't it?

320
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,327
Well, I don't usually take a lady
to a plumbing store on a first date.

321
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,583
You know, it was kind of a...
kind of a semi-date. You know, kind of...

322
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,168
a pre-date...

323
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,046
that I was hoping would lead
to a bona fide date.

324
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,216
I had a great time.
And I like you a lot, Bill.

325
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,510
But my divorce isn't even final yet.

326
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,264
And as much fun as I had
on our semi-pre-date,

327
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,560
I don't know if I'm ready
to take that next step yet.

328
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,646
Well, I understand.

329
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,356
[sighs]

330
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,649
Thanks. [chuckles]

331
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,238
Bill, I hope that when I am ready,

332
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,157
you might still be around.

333
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:56,950
I might be.

334
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578
Are you playin' hard to get?

335
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,165
A good handyman is always hard to get.

336
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,416
[both laugh]

337
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,629
Well, good night, Reba.

338
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,506
Good night, Bill.

339
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,801
[sighs]

340
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,225
Hey, Brock, whatcha doing?

341
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,768
I'm fixing your ice maker.

342
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,729
Oh, that's funny
because Bill already took care of it.

343
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,688
Oh, did he?

344
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,026
Yeah. That cold stuff
in there is called ice.

345
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,905
What else has Bill been taking care of?

346
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,157
Excuse me?

347
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,200
Oh, come on, Reba.

348
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,953
He's been romancing you
ever since he set foot in this house.

349
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,372
Can you blame him?

350
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,544
No.

351
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,171
So I was right then. It was a date?

352
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:55,717
Well, let's see. I had coffee and spent
some time in a bathtub.

353
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,847
Yep. I'm pretty sure
you can call that a date.

354
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:01,890
Coffee?

355
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:08,021
You know what else?
I had a really good time.

356
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,983
Well, I'm not sure I like that.

357
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,778
Oh, come on, Brock. You made your choice.

358
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,196
You're with B.J. now.

359
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,365
I know, Reba. I just...

360
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,493
I'm looking out for you. That's all.

361
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:26,081
No, you're not. You're uncomfortable
seeing me with someone else.

362
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,250
I know how that feels.

363
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:31,753
Yeah.

364
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,757
So you want me to install that for you?

365
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,759
Brock...

366
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,803
go on home.

367
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,936
Reba,

368
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,816
I think I might have really screwed up
your ice maker.

369
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,577
I think it's cute.

370
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,412
'Course I'm partial.

371
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,873
I diapered that butt.

372
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,336
You don't think it ruined my reputation?

373
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,756
Honey, I think that might have happened
when the stick turned blue.

374
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,512
What was I thinking? What if the baby
logs on one day and sees that?

375
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,015
Honey, by the time
the baby's able to log on,

376
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,517
there will be a whole new
crop of butts on there.

377
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,480
I just-- I feel so stupid.

378
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,152
I'll let you in on a little secret.

379
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,531
When I was a senior in high school,
I had this wild friend named Maxine.

380
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,700
You never mentioned her before.

381
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,619
Exactly. Anyway,

382
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:50,123
it was right before the prom,
and we both went out and bought these...

383
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,709
cute little strapless dresses.

384
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,836
Well, Maxine didn't want tan lines,

385
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,214
so we played hooky
and went down to the lake.

386
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,509
And guess who showed up
just about the time

387
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,052
we were lying out buck naked?

388
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,929
Oh, Mom! [chuckles]

389
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,390
- The whole swim team.
- Oh!

390
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,100
[both laugh]

391
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,354
Lucky for you they didn't
have the Internet back then.

392
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,482
Yep. But they did have Polaroids.

393
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,569
[mouths words]

394
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,699
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